what if ...

I was cruising around and found a blog with a very interesting entry. (He's gay and it shows in his blog - I found him through his m/m stories on nifty.)

December 10, 2007 Okay, let's suppose some God tells you that from now on you can never leave your house and that everything that you eat and drink and wear and play with has to be ordered over the internet. Money is no problem but the catch is that you're limited to ten stores and once you pick the ten they are fixed. If one goes out of business that's just tough, you do without. So which ten would you pick? Here's mine. Okay, I know it's stupid. You know, it's easy to just criticize.

Amazon, Dean & Deluca, Saks, Neiman-Marcus, Von's, Netgrocer, Zingermans, CDW, BestBuy, IBM

Good Heavens! Only 10? I think I order books from that many publishers alone!

So, I've been thinking about this, I'd need sites for clothes, food, entertainment, exercise equipment(?), crafts, furniture and electronics. Yikes

First off, I'd need a bigger house. One with a huge craft room and a sunroom. I'd go nuts if I had to stay inside here. Plus I'd need a kick-ass gym/pool room.

1. Amazon
2. Costco

Food: Albertson's, Von's, Swann's & Netgrocer all deliver to my area. I should check on Trader Joe's

Electonics: Best Buy, Circuit City, Fry's, Apple.com, CDW

Clothes: I'm a simple girl, I could live with JCPenney & Target, even Wal-mart.

Entertainment: that's almost the same as electronics

Crafts: I need a site that has sewing, quilting, cross stitch, scrapbook, beads/jewelry. All the supplies plus tools.

Books: All Romance eBooks carries books from the publishers I go to but I'd really hate to limit myself here. I don't think Amazon carries everything I buy.

I have pets, do I add a pet store or just hope that the others will have what they need. And what do I do when I want a new pet? I'd better hope someone gives me a dog for my birthday ;)

And what about medical care???? My DD said that's what WebMD was for.

so lets see,

1. Amazon
2. Costco
3. Albertson's
4. Von's (just in case-cause netgrocer doesn't have fresh milk)
5. Apple.com - iTunes is part of apple :p
6. Fry's
7. JCPenney's
8. Target
9. All Romance eBooks
10. ....this would have to be my craft place & don't think there is one that has everything I'd need.


edit: I'm like a dog with a bone on this one. I know a chiropractor that will come to the house but who will cut my hair? I found a masseuse that I think will come to the house but I'm not sure they'll come this far out (or do a girl!). I'm a hermit that likes to party. Yea, I know, but I would like to move to a much larger home where the private spaces are private and the public spaces are open, inviting & fun so I can have people over.

{If the barn and riding arena are covered and connected by a covered walkway to the house....do they count as "inside"?}

Anyways, I found my #10. Best Upon Request. Concierge Services that make life easier. There. They can go to my quilt shops, buy tickets to fly my friends out, go to my favorite restaurants and bring back food, they'll even plan my parties & clean up afterwards. They aren't in my state so everything would have to be arranged over the internet. This works right?

I think that's it.

I also want a University tutor so I can finish school and a music teacher. If I'm going to be locked up, I might as well learn to play the piano better. Oh, will a fencing instructor come to the house? Looks like a job for my concierge!